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The Chain Wallet Stays
In this issue: Telemarketers, Jersey dirtbags, El Duce, the god Alan Alda, the Cherry Hill Mall.
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May 2023

"When We Get off the Stage, I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
Topics covered: Glenn Frey's temper, Don Henley's ego, Don Felder, rock docs, etc.
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Soft-Focus Sunday: Unearned Redemptions and Gauzy Portrayals
In this issue: Elizabeth "Just Call Me Liz" Holmes; Kissinger gets the gentlest whisper of a kiss from CBS News; softballs all around. Just another day…
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Charles and Camilla: The Last to Know the Party Is Over
Archaic traditions. Side chicks. Crowns. The British Royal Family. Vanderpump Rules. Is anyone gonna get up at dawn to watch this dying institution limp…
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March 2023

Bill Maher Is a B.C. (Big Creep)
A trip down sleazy memory lane. The Playboy Mansion. Politically Incorrect. SPY. All the hits.
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January 2023

Papal Death Hammers and the Unreasonably Hot Jesus
The Son of God never skipped leg day. Know this.
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December 2022

Disruptors as a Genre
The pitfalls, foibles, and tropes of performative genius.
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It's Angry Bag O' Cobras Season!
Let the blessings pour in.
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August 2022

July 2022

Professor Garbage - Say Lessissey
I never got to properly brag about pissing Morrissey off when it happened, so I might as well do that now.
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June 2022

Professor Garbage - Issue #1
“Sup, Maggie. What’s gnawing at your soul today?”OMG, I’m so glad you* asked.
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July 2020

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