A trip down sleazy memory lane. The Playboy Mansion. Politically Incorrect. SPY. All the hits.
The Son of God never skipped leg day. Know this.
The pitfalls, foibles, and tropes of performative genius.
Let the blessings pour in.
When you take a bullet to the head in real life, the most likely result is a close-casket funeral. When you take a bullet to the head from a gun fired…
I never got to properly brag about pissing Morrissey off when it happened, so I might as well do that now.
“Sup, Maggie. What’s gnawing at your soul today?”OMG, I’m so glad you* asked.
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